Niki's Server

  VM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
-- Greg Oetjen of Lorton, VA in the Washington Post
"Style Invitational Report from Week 278" published
August 2, 1998